BOY WINS LIVE MICHEAL PHELPS IN RING TOSS AT OLYMPIC MIDWAY

Overcoming incredible odds, 11 year-old Andy Lacefield, Jr successfully tossed all five rings onto two-liter bottles to win a live Micheal Phelps yesterday in Rio de Janeiro. The audience on the Olympic Midway watched in silent awe as Lacefield deftly tossed the rings one by one, before bursting into applause and chants of “USA! USA!” as the final ring rattled and settled onto a Diet Orange Fanta bottle. “I've never had an Olympic swimmer before,” said the Bloomfield, Kentucky native. “Just some guppies. I wonder if he'll eat them.” The most decorated athlete in Olympic history darted from side to side while the young Lacefield poked at the plastic bag containing Phelps, until his mother, Jenny Lacefield told him to stop it. Mrs. Lacefield was absent from her son's successful ring toss, and when asked if watching her son compete made her anxious, she replied “Nah, I was in line for a funnel cake.”

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