Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Brown edges out Kucinich for "America's Sexiest Man" -- Cosmoplitan Press Release Circa 1982

Cosmopolitan is pleased to announce that Scott Brown, a 22 year old law student from Boston, has been voted "America's Sexiest Man," edging out former Cleveland mayor Dennis Kucinich. Brown will be the featured centerfold in an upcoming issue of Cosmopolitan. Kucinich will receive a lifetime subscription to Cosmopolitan and a year's supply of Hai Karate. Third place went aspiring actor/comedian Howie Mandel. Rounding out the top five are Bucky Zimmer, a rodeo clown from Lubbock, Texas and Boston-area attorney Martha Coakley.