After October, the House of
Representatives will no longer have a Boehner for the first time
since 1990. The Boehner represented a parts of Southeastern Ohio near
Dayton and Cincinnati. The Boehner was raised to it's highest
position in 2006. Observers have often criticized the Boehner as ineffective noting its inability to reach across the aisle. Other members from the Boehner's
own party have also been critical of the Boehner for not leaning as
far to the right as they do.
Friday, September 25, 2015
Wednesday, July 22, 2015
DIET CHEATERS FEAR EXPOSURE IN DOLLY MADISON WEBSITE HACK
An untold number of dieters
are at risk of having their secret snack cake desires publicly
exposed in the wake of the hacking of the Dolly Madison website. It's
not yet known how many Dolly Madison user profiles were compromised,
but experts believe that potentially millions of supposedly committed
dieters have been to the site. “I just went there to look at the
Cherry Pies,” said one frequent visitor identified only as Charlie
B. “Good grief, I never actually cheated on my diet.” Another
Dolly Madison regular, Linus V.P. said “I'd been committed to my
diet for years but over time, the snack cakes became very infrequent.
I had a craving and I could fulfill it at Dolly Madison.” “I
just wanted a Zinger and my regular diet wasn't giving it to me,”
said Peppermint P.
Agencies from around the
globe are investigating the crime. “Law enforcement takes snack
cakes and pastries of any kind very seriously and we're um . . .
collecting evidence as we speak, “ said FBI spokesman Erin Spoelker.
When reporters noted a powdery, white substance on Spoekler's fingers
and necktie, he denied that it was powdered sugar, insisting that it
was “probably just cocaine.”
Thursday, May 28, 2015
Monday, May 18, 2015
Thursday, May 7, 2015
Thursday, April 2, 2015
INDIANA ADDS “WE'RE NOT HOMOPHOBES, BUT . . .” TO RELIGIOUS FREEDOM LAW
In an attempt to address
protests and the threat of boycotts stemming from the recent passage
of Indiana's Religious Freedom Restoration Act, the Indiana
legislature has amended the act to add the phrase “We're not
homophobes, but . . .” at the beginning. Further amendments to add
language confirming that Indiana “Has lots of gay friends,” and
“is totally OK with that,” are also being considered.
Thursday, February 19, 2015
Tuesday, February 17, 2015
Thursday, January 8, 2015
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