SOURCE SAYS NEIL ARMSTRONG TOOK ASTEROIDS

A source claiming to have inside knowledge of the Apollo 11 mission says that he personally witnessed astronaut Neil Armstrong taking asteroids while on the lunar landing. “On the moon, asteroids were everywhere, man,” he said, speaking on condition of anonymity. “It was the sixties. Everyone was taking them. NASA knew all about it. We'd go to the moon and take them, bring some back on the ship and then the guys in the lab started experimenting with asteroids.” Asteroids in large quantities can be extremely dangerous, potentially even fatal. The impact of asteroids could be seen all over the moon, he said. NASA had no comment on the accusations and a spokesman would only say that there are no plans to rescind Armstrong's record as the first man to walk on the moon.

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DONE WITH OLYMPICS, PHELPS BEGINS LONG SWIM BACK HOME

Having finished his record-setting performance at the Summer Olympic Games in London, Micheal Phelps began swimming back to his home in Baltimore. Phelps left the Olympic village early Sunday morning, tucked his passport and a Subway Italian BMT “for later” into his trunks, and dived into the Thames with his suitcase in one hand. When asked, he noted that the the four gold and two silver medals around his neck would make the swim home more difficult, but “It's worth it, I guess.” Bob Bowman, Phelps' long-time coach spoke to the swimmer shortly before he entered the water. “Right out of the Thames,” Bowman said, “Right again at the English Channel, bear left at Greenland,” as Phelps jotted notes on the palm of his hand with a marker. Bowman said that the most decorated athlete in Olympic history would take his time swimming home and is expected to arrive in Baltimore's Inner Harbor a little before dinner time tomorrow.