In closing arguments,
lawyers for accused mob boss James “Whitey” Bulger have employed
a rarely used tactic known in legal circles as the 'stab you in the
face,' defense. Denfense attorney Hank Brennen addressed the jury
saying “Ladies and gentlemen, my client is wholly innocent of
these charges and anybody who disagrees with that could get stabbed
in the face.” “W're just sayin',” chimed in attorney J.W.
Carney Jr., also representing Mr. Bulger. “So,” continued Brennen
“Any juror who doesn't want to get stabbed in the face should vote
to aquite. The defense rests.” The jury adjourned to deliberations
and are expected to return a verdict, very very quickly.
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
Monday, August 5, 2013
A-ROD STRIPPED OF TOUR-DE-FRANCE TITLE, MONSANTO DEAL IN DOUBT
After being suspended by
Major League Baseball for using steriods, Alex Rodriguez has also
been stripped of his seven victories in the Tour de France. Team
sponsor Monsanto has yet to comment on the star's future as a
spokesman for the company, despite having recently agreed to a
mulit-million dollar contract extension. At the time, the
multi-national agricultural giant decribed Rodriguez as a “role
model” and praised his “athleticim and dedication as well as his
resistance to fungus, drought, and aphids.” No decisions have been
made on whether or not Rodriguez with be allowed to retain his track
and field records in the 100 meters, 200 meters, shot put and pole
vault, or his WWE championship belt.
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