In yet another blow to
Donald Trump's campaign for the presidency, Dumpster Fire has
rescinded it's endorsement of the GOP nominee following the release
of a decade old tape of Trump making lewd comments about women. “I
realize that I'm a smoldering pile of waste, spewing toxins into the
air and in that regard I felt like Mr. Trump and I had an
understanding,” the fire said in a press conference. “But even I
have some standard for decency.” When asked about what prompted his
change of heart, Dumpster Fire became visibly emotional saying, “When
I think about my sister Recycling Bin Fire and my daughter, little
Waste Basket Fire, I want them to live in a world where they can burn
refuse to their fullest potential regardless of their gender, race,
religion or their sexual orientation.” This announcement comes on
the heels of Train Wreck also pulling his endorsement and Cesspool
throwing her support Hillary Clinton, while Ted Cruz continues to
back the Republican nominee. The Trump campaign did not respond to
requests for comments for this story.
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