Rejected

Thank you for your recent submission. We regret to say that after careful consideration, a date with you does not suit our needs at the present time. Please understand that we review hundreds of similar submissions a year and with the limited space we have on our calendar, we are able to accept less than 5%. Your proposal to “Catch a movie or get a drink or something may this Saturday,” impressed us with its sincerity, but we felt it lacked the originality we are currently seeking in our social life. Additionally, we will be washing our hair that night.
We strongly recommend that you review several of our recent boyfriends to get a sense of our tastes and interests in our mates. Please do not resubmit this date unless it has been substantially revised first.
Again, thank you for allowing us to consider you and best of luck in placing yourself elsewhere.