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SHIPPING CONTAINER PANTS FROM OLD COAST GUARD

Running out of space in your cargo pants? Try Shipping Container Pants ™, exclusively from Old Coast Guard. The combination of style and functionality welded into Old Coast Guard's Shipping Container Pants ™ go as easily from work to nightlife as they do from loading dock to freight train. Old Coast Guard's Shipping Container Pants ™ are constructed of rugged cotton twill and feature two front slash pockets, two rear flap pockets, one watch pocket and two 20 foot high cube containers with a payload capacity of 54,000 lbs. Now you can easily carry your wallet, keys, cell phone, tablet, main frame, 1500 board feet of 4X4s and a family of refugees in Old Coast Guard's Shipping Container Pants ™. Available in khaki, taupe, faded olive, desert camouflage, urban camouflage, suburban camouflage and hot magenta. Please specify hems or cuffs, dry storage or reefer.