Monday, January 21, 2013
Sunday, January 13, 2013
BIDEN PUTS $1 TRILLION COIN IN “NO CHANGE” PARKING METER
Plans to resolve the
nation's debt crisis by minting a $1 trillion coin went awry when
Vice President Joe Biden accidentally used the coin in a parking
meter that does not give out change. Biden had gone to the US
Treasury to pick up the newly minted coin at the request of President
Obama. On the way back to the White House, he stopped at a downtown
Washington deli. “I hadn't had lunch yet,” he explained. After
parallel parking, the Vice President fished in his pocket for change,
producing the $1 trillion coin and putting it in the parking meter.
“When I turned the little dial and the meter said parking was paid
for 500 billion hours, I was all like 'uh-oh.'” The obverse of the
coin is engraved with the words “$1 Trillion US Dollars” and an
image of the first US Treasury Secretary Robert Morris stuffing $100
bills into a paper shredder. The reverse of the coin shows the
Congress on the right and President Obama on the left. The President
is shown facing away from the Congress, bent at the waist with his
pants around his knees. “It's about the size of a quarter,” Biden
said. “Or one of those Sacajawoo-hoos.” Shaking the parking meter
repeatedly and kicking the post were “ineffective” in retrieving
the coin. The Vice President then entered the deli, ordered a Rueben
and a club soda with a side of pasta salad which he descirbed as
“tasty.” Upon receiving news of the coin being used for parking,
White House Press Secretary Jay Carney issued the following
statement: “Uuuugghhhhh.”
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