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TRUMP PRAISES NAMBLA HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IN UN SPEECH

President Trump, speaking to a group of African leaders before a luncheon at the United Nations today, praised the healthcare system of NAMBLA. Reading from a prepared statement, Trump said “In Guinea and Nigeria, you fought a horrifying Ebola outbreak. NAMBLA's health system is increasing self-sufficient.” UN observers were befuddled by the comment, since the North American Man/Boy Love Association has never sent a delegation to the intergovernmental organization. Representatives of NAMBLA could not be reached for comment. And if we could reach them, we would wear gloves, because eww.