KARL ROVE PREDICTS CLEVELAND BROWNS SUPERBOWL WIN

Coming off a failed prediction of a Mitt Romney presidential victory, Republican strategist Karl Rove has turned his prognosticatorial acumen toward the NFL, forecasting a Superbowl win for the Cleveland Browns. The Browns, who last played in a national championship game in 1965, fell to 2-8 on the season after yesterday's lose to Dallas. Rove predicted that the Browns would face the Ottawa Senators in the championships game and they would win “by at least 4 runs.” Nate Silver, of the blog fivethirtyeight.com, noted that only six games remain in the season making even a playoff berth for the Browns a near mathmatical impossibility. Silver did concede, however, that the Browns' chances of reaching the Superbowl were nearly identical to those of the Senators. Silver went on to describe Rove as “statistically insignificant.”   

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