Malaysia
Air Flight 370, missing for over seven weeks, was piloted to safe
landing in Beijing the famed lost aviator Amelia Earhart early this
morning. Mechanical problems forced the Boeing 787 off-course and it
made an emergency landing on a tiny island in the Indian Ocean when
pilot Zaharie
Ahmad Shah spotted a remarkably spry 116
year-old woman frantically waving her arms. Earhart scavenged parts
from her custom Lockhead Electra 10C to repair the Boeing, while her
navigator Fred Noonan entertained the passengers and crew with
coconut milk cocktails and grilled mahi-mahi. They then took off
with Earhart at the controls telling Shah and his crew “I got this.
Y'all can just chill.” Upon landing in Beijing, Shah announced that
the flight was 1224 behind schedule and that Malaysian Air personal
would be at the gate to assist any travelers whose final destination
was not Beijing. Earhart and Noonan then continued on, destined for
Oakland, California, intending to finally complete their planned
circumnavigation of the globe.
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