Should we pronounce "ww" as "quadruple u?"

LESS MERITORIOUS IDEAS TO EMERGE FROM CONGRESSIONAL BRAINSTORMING ON AVERTING NATIONAL FINANCIAL RUIN

What if every man, woman and child in the nation donates a pint of plasma?

There's a lot of copper in that Statue of Liberty. Just sayin'.

Do we still have the receipt from the Louisiana Purchase?

The NSA should add every possible combination of 10 digit numbers to their “Friends and Family.”
Belmont. Third race. 4-7-9 Trifecta box.

There's this Nigerian prince who's been e-mailing me. We just need to send him them routing number.

Maybe we could just keep not giving a shit, like we have been.

What if nickels were really quarters?

You know, if everybody in the country were to pitch in a little money, more if they can afford it, and then we divi – Nah. Nevermind.