Friday, October 23, 2009

SEX TOYS I SHAN’T BE ORDERING IN THE FORESEABLE FUTURE


German Tickler
Vibrating cock ring with defibrillator
Fur-lined Chinese finger cuffs
Ipecac syrup flavored condoms
Hollow-point armor piercing “Silver Bullet”
“Sexy ‘n Sandy” personal lubricant and exfoliant
Naughty Middle School Cafeteria Server inflatable doll
The Armadillo
2 part epoxy butt plug
14 inch “Mr. Floppy” dildo
Bare-copper-wire personal stimulator

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2 comments:

  1. sgzimmerNovember 17, 2009 at 1:12 PM

    You are frighteningly knowledgeable about what is out on the market! haha

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  2. UnknownAugust 8, 2013 at 12:53 AM

    I'm afraid to know what the Armadillo does.

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