Monday, August 5, 2013

A-ROD STRIPPED OF TOUR-DE-FRANCE TITLE, MONSANTO DEAL IN DOUBT

After being suspended by Major League Baseball for using steriods, Alex Rodriguez has also been stripped of his seven victories in the Tour de France. Team sponsor Monsanto has yet to comment on the star's future as a spokesman for the company, despite having recently agreed to a mulit-million dollar contract extension. At the time, the multi-national agricultural giant decribed Rodriguez as a “role model” and praised his “athleticim and dedication as well as his resistance to fungus, drought, and aphids.” No decisions have been made on whether or not Rodriguez with be allowed to retain his track and field records in the 100 meters, 200 meters, shot put and pole vault, or his WWE championship belt.  

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