BULGER LAWYER USES “STAB YOU IN THE FACE” DEFENSE IN CLOSING

In closing arguments, lawyers for accused mob boss James “Whitey” Bulger have employed a rarely used tactic known in legal circles as the 'stab you in the face,' defense. Denfense attorney Hank Brennen addressed the jury saying “Ladies and gentlemen, my client is wholly innocent of these charges and anybody who disagrees with that could get stabbed in the face.” “W're just sayin',” chimed in attorney J.W. Carney Jr., also representing Mr. Bulger. “So,” continued Brennen “Any juror who doesn't want to get stabbed in the face should vote to aquite. The defense rests.” The jury adjourned to deliberations and are expected to return a verdict, very very quickly.